The Hawkman Interview to Join the Justice League of America
Flash : Wow, whydidyouguyscallmeheretoday?I thinkImissedamemoormaybetheTopinterfered... *instantly falls asleep* Superman : *shakes his head and then turns to the winged man who walked in the room* Thank you for coming..umm…Hawkman is it? We have heard that you do good work, so we would like to talk to you about joining the Justice League of America. Please, have a seat. Hawkman : if it is alright with all of you, I would prefer to stand. The wings… Superman : Yes, the wings. So, tell us about yourself. Hawkman : Well, I am actually an alien from the planet Thanagar, so I have access to a lot of advanced technology… Superman : I am also an alien with advanced technology. Do you have a Fortress of Solitude? Hawkman : Well, I have a spaceship… Superman : Ooo…are there robot duplicates on the spaceship? Hawkman : What? Um, no… Green Lantern : Do you have a ring that accesses nigh infinite exotic energy? Hawkman : no… Wonder Woman : Do you have a Purple Ray? Hawkman : What...